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Post  Yilana on Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:11 pm

I woke up in a brisk cold morning, where the snow was sparkling across the city landscapes. I yawned and stretched before I changed into my octocamo-like suit. "Well another day.. another life", I said to myself while walking slowly to my kitchen.

"Huh. What's this?" I picked up a note on my fridge that said: "URGENT. READ IMMEDIATELY". I opened the note and found some more instructions on my next assassination.

"Yilana, I need you to assassinate a man named Ted Gagnes. Remember that lab you escaped from? He was one of the American scientists that helped us out with our research. Luckily, he does not know about you, or so we think. We have reason to believe he has been leaking information from our laboratories to the US Government. He plans on meeting with one of the FBI agents in an ally just across the deli on 34th street at 11:00am. Use your suit to your advantage. We cannot afford any escapees. Good luck."

I toss the note on my table and eat my breakfast of cereal and milk. I look at the cereal box and begin to daydream on what could happen if I were to succeed or not. I smile and shake my head and finish eating.

I look outside the window and notice so many people walking the streets and cars driving through the them. "How in the hell am I supposed to walk out in this damn camo suit?" I asked myself.

I turn around and head to my bedroom and find in my closet, a pair of pants and a nice blouse with shoes to match on the floor. "Well that's convenient." I sigh and put my clothes over my camo suit.

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I head outside and walk about 5 blocks north and 3 blocks east towards the deli across where Mr. Gagnes is supposed to meet. I walk past the alley, eyeing a possible hiding place but noticed a black car across the street in front of a clothes store next to the deli. I walk past innocently so they don't suspect me turn right towards the other side of the block so I can catch them from the other side of the fence.

I finally make it to the other side of the alley and take off my street clothes when no one was noticing. I climb over the fence to the other side, while my camo is is activation and hide next to a door and wall of a building.

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I check the time on my suit: 10:55. Close. Very close. Then suddenly I hear footsteps coming towards the alley.. Getting louder. And louder. I hold my breath and notice a man in a black suit and the other in a light blue polo and khakis. "Well it's obvious who Ted is", I thought to myself.

They begin to talk as if they're friends, then they look around cautiously; suddenly, their voices got more grim and serious. They didn't see me. Good.

I slowly wield a couple Katare. "Might as well get rid of the one that's possibly armed." I get ready to throw my Katare at the FBI agent.

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Post  Yilana on Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:16 pm

The Katare hits the agent, going through his neck; he falls to the ground face first after his quick and painless death. Mr. Gagnes looks at the agent in horror, not sure if he should scream, run, or keep on staring. He looks at where the Katare came from and saw a glimpse of me holding another blade.

I throw the other Katare quickly at Mr. Gagnes, hoping that it would end him.

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Post  Yilana on Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:21 pm

I curse to myself, seeing that the blade missed his head by a hair. He starts to make a run for it, so I whip out my chain rope and try to get at his feet to lasso him back into the alley.

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Post  Yilana on Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:33 pm

He makes a little yelp before his face hit the ground. I pull him with all my might and get him in front of me. I look down at him and walk towards him, stepping on his head.

"Please.. Please.. I'll do anything.. I'll give you money.. I'll... I'll..", Mr. Gagnes begins to whimper.

"Shut. Your. Mouth", I said with fiery. Mr. Gagnes begins to cry and laugh at the same time.

"You must be the one that escaped from the labs.. You are amazing. Please. Let me be the one to help you. I will give you any weapons you desire. I'll give you anything! I swear!"

I kick him in the stomach and kneel down with a blade in front of his face. "By what do you not understand when I say shut your mouth?" I asked very softly. I look behind me and in front of me for any witnesses and see no one. "I have everything that I need. I don't need another boss."

"I know who he is," Mr. Gagnes said while shaking uncontrollably and talking very fast and quiet. "I know where he lives too.. He lives in South Dakota. You won't have to do these jobs anymore. You won't. You're still young. You need to explore the world and--"

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Post  Yilana on Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:35 pm

Mr. Gagnes blocks my blade with a piece of wood from construction nearby. I growl and attempt again.

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Post  Yilana on Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:59 pm

I finally finished him and rolled the bodies behind a big dumpster, after retrieving my weapons from them.

Finally. Another one done. I climb over the fence and retrieve my street clothes and put them on again when no one was noticing. I walk out of the alley and walk innocently passed the successful assassination.

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I arrive back at the apartment building and find everything in a mess. I look around and find a note on the table smeared in blood saying, "WE KNOW".

A door slams behind me and before I could turn around to see, I found my face slammed into the refridgerator, blood trickling down from my nose to my chin and chest.

I attempt to grab one of my blades from my belt.

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Post  Yilana on Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:48 pm

I cringe and grumble a bit in pain when a large hand slams my left hand from getting any weapons on my back. "Damn it. I must try with the other," I thought to myself.

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Post  Yilana on Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:31 pm

I grabbed my dagger quickly and stab the stranger in the side. Then strange individual yells in pain and backs away from me. I whip around with eyes fierce and blood boiling. "What the FUCK do you WANT?!" I yelled.

"You murdered an FBI agent. He told you to assassinate Tod Gagne. NOT assassinate someone ELSE! They know! You see that note?! THEY KNOW!!" He whips out a gun. "He ordered me to bring you alive. Fortunately for you. So come in peace, or I will force you to get in that car."

"To go where." I demanded.

"What do you think? Didn't you listen to Mr. Gagne? He told you where the boss was didnt he?" he said after putting his gun down. I clench my jaw and grip a blade. "Don't think about it." He pointed his gun at me.

I thought to myself and wasn't sure what to do. Maybe he will add more power. Maybe he will get rid of me. I snorted to myself and looked at the strange man. I put my arms up showing that I will come in peace and followed him to the car. If this "boss" tries to kill me, I won't let that happen and return the favor to him. Then I will be free to do whatever I please. To destroy those who get in my way.
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Post  Yilana on Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:58 pm

It's been five hours on the road with this asshole. I shift my eyes towards him and find his gun holstered to his belt on his right side. I slowly put my hand on one of my blades and look at him again. Good. He didn't see anything. Now to see if I can kill him and use the car myself.

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Post  Yilana on Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:01 pm

"I don't think so," he said while holding my arm back. He began twisting my arm and I let out a grunt of pain. I try again to attack him.

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Post  Yilana on Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:31 pm

I slammed his head into the window and kicked him into the driver door repeatedly, making the car door open.

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Post  Yilana on Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:21 pm

I quickly take the wheel and look in the side mirror, watching him roll across the highway, with some cars behind braking and swerving away from his body.

I smile from ear to ear, knowing of my well done accomplishment. Now it is time to follow the directions of this GPS and head over to the "headquarters" of this boss of mine.

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Finally arrived to my destination in Bryant, SD. I get out of the vehicle and look at the big facility. "Hmm. Looks like some kind of manufacturing plant of some sort," I thought to myself.

I walked over to the entrance and a camera unfolded from the corner, hearing a well-altered voice from it: "Welcome, Yilana. I see that you have come alone. Poor fellow. I'm sure he deserved it. Hahaha.. Why don't you come in. I will be so pleased to meet you."

The door swooshed open by itself, and before I could walk in, poisonous gas was emitting from every crease of the brick walls. I looked at the camera and smiled, then walked into the building with no trouble.

The building was definitely filled with science. Stations of scientists doing research whether with actual human beings or animals or just substances in tubes and glass containers. Interesting. Very interesting.

I walked over and found some scientists whip around and stare. I ignored their remarks and applause. Stupid and weak.

A lady walked up to me, she was probably in her good 40s and was short and plump. "Welcome aboard Yilana. He is waiting for you. Follow me please." I shrugged and followed her to an elevator. We went inside and she pressed the highest number, 3. The elevator went slowly up, then stopped. She looked at me hesitantly and pressed the button again. "Heh. It must be some kind of mechanical issue," she said while pressing the button multiple times, while shaking nervously.

The next thing I know, my back was on the ceiling and landed face first after a very fast fall. I shook my head and got up and saw the lady with a bloody nose, and freaking out. "OH MY GOD.. OH MY GOD.. NO!" She was trying to climb up on the wall, which I wasn't understanding until I looked down. Water.

The elevator filled up halfway while the poor lady was struggling to swim. I decided to go underneath and relax on the floor of the elevator. I looked around and smiled. I loved water. I held my breathe for a while until I felt this tingly feeling on my neck and arms and legs. What in the heck was happening? I looked at myself and found that I grew fins on both my arms and legs. I felt my neck. Gills. I took a deep breath and smiled even wider. Yes! I laughed and my eyes followed the bubbles from my mouth towards the now dead body of the lady I was with. The elevator was full of water.

The door opened very fast with water pouring out of it onto the floor the elevator was on. I wheezed from my gills having a lack of water, then took a nice deep breath when they were no longer there so now I could use my lungs.

There was a clap in the distance, where I saw a dark silhouette. The boss perhaps? Then the figure spoke: "Finally. My newfound creation," the figure said with a evil yet very happy.. too happy chuckle.

"What do you want," I said calm and demanding.

"You. I want you to go under more experiments. Explore what you can do, and add to your abilities," he said while walking towards me. He was a young man, maybe 5 years older than me. Brown hair, blue cold eyes, with a sneer that could shatter any emotion in a room.

"No. You do what I tell you. I want more abilities yes. But I will let you know what they are and you will make it happen. Understand?"

"Oh ho ho.. Well, I should have guessed this would be harder than expected.." he snapped his fingers and three disfigured humans with surrounded me, going through the walls. "Don't worry.. They don't have immunities yet, but they sure as hell will make a dent."

I backflipped and went into the elevator, I picked up the cadaver and threw it at one of them.

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Post  Yilana on Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:24 pm

The deformed monster hit it out of the way and ran towards me. Shit.

I pushed the elevator button and went up very fast. Mechanical problem. No shit. I held onto the sidebars until I reached level three.

***BASH***

The floor of the elevator was punched through and I quickly got out of the way and hid in the hallway to the left, activating my camosuit.

I heard thumps and stomps and saw two of them. Where was the other? I turned around very quietly and saw nothing and turned around again and saw them coming towards me. Luckily neither sees me. I whip out 2 of my katare and lunge at both their throats.

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Post  Yilana on Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:29 pm

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Their throats slashed like a sac of water. Red blood with pus was pouring out of their necks. I yelled out a scream of triumph and looked behind me. Oh goody. Here comes the third amigo.

I whip my chain at him, hoping to grab him by the neck.

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Post  Yilana on Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:34 pm

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Ugh. The stupid arm. I pull and to my surprise was able to pull his arm off. I laugh and whip it at him again, having the arm fly behind me, breaking through a window.

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Post  Yilana on Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:09 pm

10:00:00 PM

The monster was smart enough and pulled me, making me go flying towards him. Shiiiiiiit!

***SLAM*** He moved out of the way and I slammed into the wall. I got up from the floor and shook my head and focused on the monster. He threw my chain aside and roared. He grabbed a weapon from his back. Fucking great. A flamethrower.

***WHOOSH*** flames emersed from the weapon and enveloped my body. I closed my eyes then opened them with a smile. "Ah the heat feels so.. NICE!" I lunged at the creature, hoping to disarm it.

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Post  Yilana on Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:10 pm

I grabbed the flamethrower out of the monster's grasp and pulled the trigger.

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Post  Yilana on Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:14 pm

The monster lunges around almost hitting me, while I run towards the elevator to go down into the research labs in the basement.

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I activate my camosuit once down in the basement and walk stealthily around with the flamethrower at hand. I search around and found a humongous tank of green and red fluid. I wonder...

I looked at the label on the back and fortunately enough, it said: "WARNING: FLAMMABLE MATERIAL! STORE IN DRY COLD AREA!" No wonder it's in the basement. Oh well.

I aim the flamethrower and pull the trigger...
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