Suicidal peacekeeping mission

NSS Station 7
9:00 am 9/10/11

A well dressed man nonchalantly strolled towards NSS Station 7. With his favorite courier bag in hand Kamikaze hummed as he walked. He approached the station entrance and the security checkpoint.
"Sir we're going to need to search you for anything dangerous, as well as asking if you been endowed with any powers." the guard started as Kamikaze walked towards them.

"Well, chap, as much as I would like to I don't have all day to, and i'd find the experience to be far too painful with for my liking. " Kamikaze said cheerfully

"Sir, we can't let you through without being searched." the guard responded more sternly

"I'm sorry, but you can't make me do anything, i'll be heading inside now to talk to the head of this installation." Kamikaze replied as he started walking past the guard

The guard quickly grabbed kamikaze's arm and twisted it behind his back. A loud crack came form Kamikaze's arm as a bone protruded out of the flesh. The wound immediately started gushing blood.
"well that's unfortunate" Kami said as he quickly bled out.


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Skills
enhanced mortality
1 million ways to die- 68345/1000000

NSS Station 7
9:02 am 9/10/11

The guard stood there speechless not sure how to react. As the blood quickly seeped back into the man's body and his arm seemed to somehow unbreak itself.
"You see my man, death is but a temporary setback. Now let me by to see your superiors before i have to get physical with you, and beleive me I don't want that. Nor does my employer." The guard stood there blank faced not sure what to make of it. One of the other guards pulled out talked into his walkie talkie.
"Sir, we can't let you in but we will have someone come out to speak with you." the guard said softly.
"Ah very well, that'll do. You mind if i sit on that bench over there?" Kami said cheerfully.
"That'll be fine." the guard responded
Kamikaze briskly walked towards the bench, not noticing the bump in the road. He tripped over it and went face first into the ground. The impact crushed his face and blood pooled where he landed.
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Skills
enhanced mortality
1 million ways to die- 68346/1000000

NSS Station 7
9:03 am 9/10/11

The guards looked on even more shocked than before. Even as the blood returned to Kamikaze's body and h stood up seemingly unfazed by the recent demise he'd suffered. He glanced over to the guards, and upon noticing their blank faces called out happily, "Don't you worry about that, you'd be surprised how often that happens. You get used to it after a few decades." Kamikaze cheerfully took his seat and waited for the person to come see him. After a short wait a stern looking black man came out of the building and approached kamikaze. As he approached kamikaze stood up and faced him.
"What do you want motherfucker?" Sam Jackson angrily shouted.
"Ah well, my employer has sent me to contact you should you happen to have need of our services in the near future. Here is our card." kamikaze politely stated as he held out his business card.
"Whatever motherfucker." Sam jackson replied.
"Well my job here is done, have a nice day and be sure to contact our representatives should you have need of our services." kamikaze spouted as he walked cheerfuly away as a bee landed on his arm and sunk it's stinger into his arm.
"Such an annoyance" Kamikaze sighed as his arm and subsequently the rest of his body swelled up and he started convulsing.
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Skills
enhanced mortality
1 million ways to die- 68347/1000000